Thursday, November 10, 2011

Emergency!

I work in a hospital, sometimes I in the emergency room. I get the little form that patients fill out when they first arrive at the ER to tell us who they are and why they are there. I see a lot of funny things, I see A LOT of misspellings and, oddly, most are not emergencies. Here is a list of my favorites:



• Head Ach
• singes batheing me
• cant breath – bronkitus?
• caught toe on pant leg
• pregnet??
• sore thort
• vomititing
• possiable yest infection
• stumic pain
• numnes in the face
• lemonade stand fell on her
• hit by bull in neighborhood
• bitten by a mouse
• sleepwalking/tripped over birdcage
• seeing people’s animals that are not there
• hit in head by gulf ball
• trouble peeping
• hand cut by a goat's horn
• infection from teath/asma/volmiting
• did somthing to my leg and bad migran
• stabbed in back pain
• saw thot
• era
• baby has a deformed head?
• my cyatic never & throut is hurting migh have strep
• soars on elbows
• think my ankles broke slowwen all the way to my caf
• ABOMINEL PAINE (Sever)
• pt placed super glue in her eye instead of eye medication
• bread in ear
• sweating
• swallowed a bullet
• voice box came loose
• buttucks pain
• paranoid/frightened
• cooking naked/abdominal burns
• fell while playing wii (pt is 91)
• swetty
• runny nose
• gaul blatter
• a patient just told me "i'm hard of seeing"
• loss of conciseness
• stomach hurt, peepee hurt, poop looks very grainy
• dirahhera
• thirsty
• toothache (absesce)
• caughing
• chroic arthuis
• speech problems while skiing
• walked into a branch
• lergeic reaction
• swolled glass
• smoking and caught on fire
• attacked by vacuum
• to get check out fro staff or miliara
• run over by bicycle rider
• jelly jar vs toe
• moving furniture, fell through floor
• akle
• my bones pain
• voice changes
• glass imbedded in forehead for 1.5 years
• he is can't walk on his ankle hurt
• diaharia
• cut arm climbing through window of vacant house
• horrible sore throught
• leg olsers
• hit by a wheel chair
• stepped in a puddle
• was vomiting and fell into toilet
• dog ran really hard into him
• pane I got
• the runs
• blender fell on head
• chocking
• seasures
• thrown from a mule on the continental divide
• coff
• headake
• jeans too tight made sore on abdomin
• cut finger using pocket knife as a crowbar
• patient's husband fell, hit her face with his cheek
• pnenumia
• have pain went she urine pain
• homicidal ideation
• right nastril vs metal ball
• dierrrea
• hit in head with wooden shoe by roommate
• allgergs, throte
• cancer/Q-tip stuck in throat
• son pushed her out of the way of snake
• bad kneck problems

2 comments:

  1. oh boy. people are pretty stupid huh? my fave is the voice box came loose. how do you decide that happened?

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  2. hahah, those are so funny!!!!!!1 but seriously, lauren got me sic and now we both are really sufferrring from some sever sore thorts. well, lauren's is more of a saw thot. i sure do hope we soon no more got throught pane.

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